mydogsnokes:

i hope aliens aren’t sad. i hope they’re okay

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

kidouyuuto:

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

Anonymous:

Do you ship bubbline?

takitakos:

Naaaah…

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Well, maybe.

pixiree:

will never forget the time we hosted Christmas at our house and my yiayia was helping my mom with the cooking and she said “this needs lemoni. where are the lemons” and my mom was like “…we don’t have any” and my yiayia immediately and casually said “hold on, I gotta some in my purse” and actually pulled like three lemons from her purse and saved Christmas

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